I have now written a song that would be highly suitable for the UK entry for Eurovision 2009.
Some months ago, I spoke to PRS and said I might write a song for Eurovision and did they have a contact number for me?
They gave me the name and number of the organiser, Kevin Bishop at the BBC.
Last week, I tried to phone Kevin Bishop and I got a strange answerphone run by a company called "Expressions". I left a message on their answerphone and asked them in all cases to return my call even if they could not help. They did not return the call.
I phoned PRS again - twice. On Thursday and Friday. They promised to phone back "on the day" with the new correct name and number of the person responsible for organising Eurovision. They did not phone back.
I phoned the BBC switchboard. They told me Eurovision is run by the Songwriters Guild. They also mentioned that Kevin Bishop resigned from his job one week after Eurovision 2008.
I left a message with Songwriters Guild on Friday. They did not phone me back.
I phoned Songwriters Guild today. They told me MPA run the competition.
I phoned MPA. They told me BBC run the competition.
I phoned up PRS again. They now confirmed that they have no idea who is running Eurovision, but "why not try the BBC again and see who it is who now has Kevin Bishop's job".
I am now in the process of phoning the BBC switchboard again.
In the meantime, I also sent about 15 emails to BBC and another 15 to two websites which are to do with Eurovision. One official and one unofficial. I have had no helpful information back from any of these emails yet.